EDITORIAL SONG PARODY -
Just to lighten things up a little... well.. for most of us,
at least. I've decided to publish my soon-to-be-famous song
parody. It's to the music of the well known Christmas song,
"Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer"...
And here it is:
Title - "CHET HINGLE, THE RUDE-ASSED MANAGER"
You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and
Cupid and Donner and Blitzen...
(oh wait.. that's the children's Christmas song)
You know Sultan and Donald and James on the Board, remember
Freddie and Ronnie and all the others,
But do you recall_____ the most rude-assed Condo manager of
all____
Chet Hingle, the rude-assed manager,
Had a very vulgar mouth.
And if you ever "questioned" him,
He would turn and curse you out!
Most of the Fountain Court owners,
Were intimidated by his ways.
So they've put up with his CRAP,
For over.. ONE HUNDRED days.
Then one rainy December day,
as Lenny emptied his BUCKETS.
He sat down at his computer,
and just said "AWWWW.. FUGETABOUTIT!"
(You didn't think I was going to rhyme with BUCK - ET... did
you? :-D)
As he typed "The Fountain of Information",
and hit the SEND button with glee.
He thought..."Chet Hingle, the rude-assed manager,
you'll go down in Fountain Court history.........."
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!! I hope my little song parody
brought a smile to your faces during these troubling times.
Correction -
In today's earlier edition of "The Fountain of Information",
I failed to edit my signature line to read as below, as it
should have read earlier. Sorry for any confusion.
Lenny Vasbinder, Editor
"The Fountain of Information"
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